The Calamari Kleptocracy Covers
Nick just had his second novel published. It’s about a purely positive angel of a young man who gets a job waiting tables at an Italian place to support his hard-luck family and find true love except then the restaurant is operated by Nazis and everything is destroyed.
Nick asked me if I could help him out with an image for the cover and I said of course. Here’s the one we went with (cropped to the presumed cover dimensions):
![a broken smiley-face plate](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4642-Edit-3-2/quarter.jpg)
Here it is uncropped:
![an uncropped broken smiley-face plate](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4642-Edit-3/quarter.jpg)
I spent a day playing with food & hitting it with a hammer for this project, which was as fun as it sounds. A few of the quick-n-dirty mockups:
![a smiley-face plate whose smile has been turned upside-down](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4637-Edit4/quarter.jpg)
![another broken smiley-face plate (more broken, plus silverware)](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4688-Edit2/quarter.jpg)
![a smiling plate with a face on it; green peas arranged in a hitler mustache](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4714-Edit/quarter.jpg)
![left half: full plate of food / right half: same thing smashed](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4753-21/quarter.jpg)
![smashed and scatterd pasta and peas](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4756-Edit-2/quarter.jpg)
![more smashed and scatterd pasta and peas (now with spilled wine)](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4783/quarter.jpg)
![smashed pasta and meatballs](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4800-Edit-Edit2/quarter.jpg)
![even more smashed pasta and meatballs](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4804-Edit-2/quarter.jpg)
![upside down plate of pasta with a dangerously upside down fork!](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4804-Edit2/quarter.jpg)
![an extremely smashed plate full of pasta and meatballs (and wine)](/assets/2012-05-18-calamari-kleptocracy/DSC_4805-copy3/quarter.jpg)
Congrats Nick!