I bike to work about once a week, up the Platte River & Clear Creek trails. I've started to name things:

• The Bridge of Snakes
• The Walkway of Ghosts
• Drunkard’s Bend
• Sex Pipe
• Poop Falls
• Welcome-Welcome-Welcome Park
• Ambüshbüsh
• The Bridge to Nowhere for Pigs

Also here are some haikus:

under I-270
a handicapped parking space
of no conceivable utility

lakes of oil
trains full of coal
the poo of everyone I know